what am i doing here
After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it’s burned to a crisp, or even swallowed by the Sun, there will be other worlds and stars and galaxies coming into being — and they will know nothing of a place once called Earth.
Carl Sagan (via scientificpunkrock)

shes-got-it-all:

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

Basically me
Attract them by the way you live.
Saint Augustine  (via blvshes)

laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
Police officers: ayyyy
Investigator: ayyyy
Corpse: ayyyy lmao
freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

telapathetic:

when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more aboutimage

peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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